Maybe I’m just a huge, conniving bitch for feeling like I MUST have a homecoming date every year, but seriously, let’s put this in perspective. 1) I don’t even care if we swap mums and junk. Actually, screw that. It’s senior year, I want a mum. Sorry bout it. 2) It’s just a football game, all I am asking is that my date sit through it with me. 3) I don’t even feel pressured to have dates for banquets, or even go to banquets for that matter.
Boys are difficult.
Any ladies out there want to be my date? I will make you the raddest mum.
